eh, sorry to yihui n meiyan, i forgot to sms u all. paiseh paiseh. my bad.

here are some jokes for people who pang seh us for the class gathering or pangseh us for the minds cafe after dinner.

we were playing taboo. viv n i were a team while edwin n wendy were a team. but we kinda of helped each other's team. anw...


viv (to junfu n wendy): something that i cannot do
junfu: have sex?

viv (to junfu): the guy who he and his sister don't like LHL
junfu: CSJ?
viv: nono.. the one same party as him one
junfu: i dunno!
viv: the famous one!
junfu: who?

wells. it was chiam see tong. sigh

edwin (to junfu and wendy): rabbits like to ____
us: fuck?

multiply.

viv: pulau semakau, the place u dump your waste
me: burial ground?

landfill

edwin: u wear what (on your head) when u bathe
wendy: helmet

shower cap

me (to viv): u are a old virgin, no one wants you, u have a low ____
viv: sex drive?

shelf life

wendy (to edwin): it is mean/bad to say that guys shoot ____
edwin: sperm? pee? semen?

blanks

edwin: lanjiao
me: hur?
vivian: shuttle___?

cork

me (to vivian): lanjiao, turning
vivian: hur?
edwin: corkscrew

ok, that is all i remembered. if viv, wendy, edwin find any of them demeaning, juz tell me, i will edit the post. =)

good nights.