Hey YJ here, found something funny

Muthu oh Muthu.. have a good weekend!

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
>Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
>Muthu : "13th October."
>Interviewer : "Which year?"
>Muthu : "Every year."

>>MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
>The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
>"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
>Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X.">*****

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
>After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
>Wife: "No! Why?"
>Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why.
">Wife : ?????????

MUTHU & TOURIST*
>A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
>Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one
>leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
>Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
>Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
>Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's>four legs, it becomes deaf.

MUTHU & DRIVER*
>When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the>
driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my>wife, eh?
Sit in the back. I will drive."

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
>Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
>Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
"*****WASH BASIN******"

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
>Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building
>and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
>Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

>>>>*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
>At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
>Because a woman journalist with a badge which read "*****PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!