aiyo qu4nm1n9, paiseh larr. connections exceptionally lousy tonight. show you guys funny stuff! some are a little crude but hell i believe u all can take a little crude humor lah hor.

DFields0002: ILOVEKAZAA287: Hello, I work for the RIAA. Your computer address has been logged.
ILOVEKAZAA287: FUCK
ILOVEKAZAA287 signed off at 11:14:39 PM.

RCCola88442: i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass
RCCola88442: i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie

ShakeItBaby882: *slaps phucker with her glove*
ShakeItBaby882: i challange you to a dule
MRD2059: I challenge you to a spelling-contest.

RCCola88442: i saw more nudity tonight then ive seen in the past fifteen years of my life
RCCola88442: i saw several girls in their bras
RCCola88442: (and, yes, they knew i was there)

DaAnt991x: i teached my kid sister a good lesson
DFields0002: I'm guessing it wasn't an english lesson..

milkmanjb2000: my mom, out of the blue
milkmanjb2000: asked me if i ever thought of joining the army
milkmanjb2000: and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and i was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"

blazemore18: i bought a book when i was in china last year, called How To Woo
blazemore18: i thought it might help me with my seduction techniques
blazemore18: turns out it was volume 2 of the chinese phone book

Khali51: i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
Khali51: she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight
Khali51: cuz it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch very awkward

Hahahahah. Aiya too lazy to post the rest. Nighty night for now!

XOXO, viv!