It was one of the worst possible days to be mugging. Peering through the frosted glass, Yon Jan and Edwin saw nothing but shades of grey, which cynically reminded them about their school.
"Crap la, we should be sleeping now....," whined Yon Jan in a most whiny tone, after whining about his inaptitude in assimilating the vague theories of chemistry and mathematics alike.
"Yalor. Hey, U wanna go back to school?" asked Edwin.
"Dun mind sia. But raining sia later surely kenna tio bad bad sia. Must chiong cab."

And so they did. Thankfully the rain subsided a little when Edwin and Yon Jan decided to leave King Albert Park. After a few minute of preambulation, the two stooges finally reached a suitable location, proceeding to wave their hands in vain to hail a cab. Alas, cab after cab passed taking any notice of the two poor boys. Finally, when all hope was about to be lost, a red union cab stopped in front of them!

Oh!! The joy! The happiness that befell them when that cab stopped. Like the stupid idiots they were, they promptly jumped into the cab, oblivious of what was going to happen to them.

"Ah Bois, go where har...." inquired the obese cab driver.
"National Junior College ar uncle"
"Har!! Simi National Junior College?? Oh... Guo Chu shi ma? Aiyoh lai lai.."

(From now on all of the convos will be translated into english from hokkien and chinese)

As they idly sat in the backseat of the cab, the driver, just like aby other kepo driver, opened his mouth.

CD: "You all no school holiday meh?"
Ed & YJ : "Got...."
CD: "Then how come u all go to school le?"
Ed: "To study lo..."
CD: "MUHAHAHA!!!! (insert snorts) Study so hard for what!!!???"
YJ : (below his breath) "To not to become like u... nyuk nyuk."
Ed: Aiyoh uncle, we got A lvl this year le.
CD: Aiyah, i tell u .... very easy to earn money one... just go make video like that Nanyang Poly one.....


NANYANG POLY??? DID HE JUST SAY THAT??? Edwin and Yon Jan's innocent minds started to wonder.... Just what the cab driver was trying to hint at? No.. it couldnt be....

-----END OF PART 1------

Next: Part 2 = The Beginning of the End...