it has only just begun....

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part 2...the beginning of the end...

CD: Aiyah, i tell u .... very easy to earn money one... just go make video like that Nanyang Poly one.....


NANYANG POLY??? DID HE JUST SAY THAT??? Edwin and Yon Jan's innocent minds started to wonder.... Just what the cab driver was trying to hint at? No.. it couldnt be....

CD: i tell u...now want to be rich dun need to study one, study for what?!! just take video lar...then become rich already
CD: u all got watch anot?
ed and yj: speechless....(still stunned)
CD: i tell u all ah...confirm is they ask someone to video for them one
ed and yj: (still recovering...)
CD: u see the video angle...whoa so perfect...everything also can see. must be they ask someone take for them. So PROOOOFEESSIIONAL one le.....

Traffic light turns red....OMG!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CD: take already ah...then anyhow throw her phone let people pick then become rich, so i tell u now rich dun need to study, go nanyang poly take video can already
ed and yj: below our breath (do we look like pornstars to u??)
ed: we cannot make it lar...no one want to watch. we need to pay people money to watch
CD: in front turn left??
yj: (rushes at opportunity to end convo) NOOO!!!! GO STRAIGHT!!
CD: so u all watch which one? how many minutes? got some ah..very short one cannot see anything. That girl is 'lau jiao' (old bird), very experienced one... not like others... gong gong stupid dunno what to do.
ed and yj: -stunned-
CD: u all go internet find find sure can find one...so how many minutes ah?
ed and yj: (what makes u so certain that we as horny as u?!!)
CD: i watched the 15 minutes one ah!!
ed: UNCLE IN FRONT GO STRAIGHT!!
CD: i tell u ah
ed: TURN LEFT!!
CD: i know i know
CD: internet alot all short short one, my the longest
yj: TURN IN!! GO UP THE HILL!!!
(driver meets with unfamiliar nj roads, need to concentrate on driving....silence while edwin frantically finds his wallet)
ed and yj: ok 3.80!! bye!!
CD: BYE BYE!! TELL U AH.......(ed slams door and together with yj runs away!!)

And so Edwin and Yon Jan narrowly escapes with their lives and pure minds. As the cab disappeared beyond the horizon, a faint, almost inaudible sound could be heard. Or was it just their imagination??

"Gelyang, Geylang here I come!!!"


(Looks at each other dumbfounded)
"Let's go mug...."



----THE END---


Anonymous @ 06/06/2006 19:35